So there I was, with a new blog and some unfinished entries, and I couldn't stop myself from posting this. Some of you may know me as superroxy , but I hadn't logged on to that account forever (plus I didn't really like the name any more...) so I thought I'd get another one. Then I remembered the "never ending" story that SpenceGas  and I never finished. If you want to help us out, click on the superroxy  link and it's the rules are entry #23. (Comment on this blog, though.)

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There once was a 5 million-story castle, but it wasn't actually very tall because it was a 5 million-story castle for the ant king. That ant king needed a queen ant so he searched his whole kingdom. (His kingdom wasn't very big either because, again, it was an ant kingdom.)
    During his search, he saw three ants that looked as if they might make the perfect queen...so he had the three ants brought to him for a simple test (only 1 question) so that he would be able to have the perfect queen. The ants’ names were Rita, Amidala, and Esther. If they answered the following question correctly, they would move on to the next round; so...he said to them that he was looking for a queen ant and that they were the three chosen. He told them that all they needed to do was answer one simple question.
    The three ants said they were ready, so the king asked the question. "Am I the most handsome ant you have ever seen?" Rita steps up and says, "No, you most certainly are not!" The King was furious! "Guards! Throw her in the dungeon, for she has failed to say what I have been wanting to hear!"
    With this in mind, Amidala stepped up next. He asked her the same question "Am I the most handsome ant you have ever seen?" Amidala replied "Uh...yes!" She hoped she got the correct answer, for she, and her French manicure, would never survive in the dungeon.